How to tell your crush you like them:

hannahshiya16:

baby-i-want-to-be-your-girl:

santannanelson6:

*writes on piece of paper*

Cher, *insert crush’s name* je vous aime beaucoup et je prie Dieu que vous ne connaissez pas le français.

MEANING:

Dear , *insert crush’s name* I love you a lot and I’m praying to god you don’t know French.

I’m gonna do it x.x :3

sabres-and-sidecuts
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ;) hannahshiya16

alskylark:

lizzymodblog:

dizorthegnome:

superpsyguy:


In this photo you can clearly see both of Kirby’s hands!
In other words…

There is NO WAY Kirby could have taken a selfie!!



Hold it!
Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary both define a “selfie” as a photo of someone, taken by themselves. Usually from arm length, or through a mirror. So even if Kirby did ask someone else to take the picture for him…

It still wouldn’t count as a selfie!



You are ignoring the fact that most cameras have a fancy option to use a timer that takes the picture when the taker activates it.

Kirby could’ve perfectly used this option to take the picture, which even in your urban dictionary definition would still count as a selfie.
Since,


HE STILL MADE IT HIMSELF!!

alskylark:

lizzymodblog:

dizorthegnome:

superpsyguy:

In this photo you can clearly see both of Kirby’s hands!

In other words…

There is NO WAY Kirby could have taken a selfie!!


Hold it!


Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary both define a “selfie” as a photo of someone, taken by themselves. Usually from arm length, or through a mirror. So even if Kirby did ask someone else to take the picture for him…

It still wouldn’t count as a selfie!

You are ignoring the fact that most cameras have a fancy option to use a timer that takes the picture when the taker activates it.

Kirby could’ve perfectly used this option to take the picture, which even in your urban dictionary definition would still count as a selfie.

Since,

HE STILL MADE IT HIMSELF!!

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(Source: hirokiszk, via d3adm0use)

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d3adm0use:

arikado:

baguettesplatoon:

lunaaumbreon:

aperturemurder:

marvelous-gallifrey:

spaceshp:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE WHITE BITCH

FUCK YOU, I’M THE CUSTOMER!
i have become that which i have hated…

BEHOLD! THE CRYBABY

I DONT NORMALLY REBLOG THESE BUT I GOT CUSTOMER

BOW TO ME. I AM THE SHADOW OF HOPELESSNESS

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!! THE OLD PERSON WHO NEVER STOPS ASKING QUESTIONS IN CLASS

BEHOLD! THE VEGAN PREACHER!!

THE OBSESSIVE WELL EDUCATED BLACK MAN woah ok totteringchatter

d3adm0use:

arikado:

baguettesplatoon:

lunaaumbreon:

aperturemurder:

marvelous-gallifrey:

spaceshp:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE WHITE BITCH

FUCK YOU, I’M THE CUSTOMER!

i have become that which i have hated…

BEHOLD! THE CRYBABY

I DONT NORMALLY REBLOG THESE BUT I GOT CUSTOMER

BOW TO ME. I AM THE SHADOW OF HOPELESSNESS

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!! THE OLD PERSON WHO NEVER STOPS ASKING QUESTIONS IN CLASS

BEHOLD! THE VEGAN PREACHER!!

THE OBSESSIVE WELL EDUCATED BLACK MAN woah ok totteringchatter

jon-gooch:

“I don’t need legions to do big things. I like my lil’ horde just fine.”

(via skr0ala)

  • Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
  • Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
  • Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
  • Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
  • Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
  • Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
  • Asexual People: what

trancetastic:

I can’t wait for my next event!
What will be yours?

trancetastic:

I can’t wait for my next event!

What will be yours?

(via corbin-tru)


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